A Hammier Horror Double Bill
Published by New Millennium
(ISBN 1 85845 1094)
Independent Review "..an immensely funny read"
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With the collapse of the communist regimes in Eastern Europe, the author of this book, having nothing better to do, paid a visit to the headquarters of the Secret Police in what had been East Berlin. While there, owing to the effect of eating an undercooked bratwurst, he was caught short and had to dash down to the toilet in the dark, dank basement where he made an astonishing and historic discovery. Hanging from the wall were the archives and diaries of a certain Professor Winkel, preserved in a roll of handy-sized ready-to-use perforated strips. |
| Quickly finding an alternative
for his immediate needs, he took the roll of paper home with him, so saving
these remarkable and important records quite literally from being wiped away
forever!
Back at his home in the London suburb of South Croydon, Phillip J Alexander painstakingly set about the task of piecing the fragmented papers together and translating them. Now, having completed work on Professor Winkel's first two cases, he is proud to present them in this book. The reader will soon realise from the horrific details of the curses of The Blood Monster and The Mummy's Boy that Winkel did indeed merit his self-styled title of 'Super Sleuth of the Supernatural'. What the reader may find more difficult to believe, however, is that all the details of the cases are undisputed fact and are related as they actually happened. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. |